Just say you're not gonna get me a car. this "Next...
Mom, you've been saying "I'll take care of your...
Dad would've gotten me a RSX by now. His Gf's...
You never fail to disappointment me.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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I remember back in Elementary school.. I think it was 5th grade.. Everybody was in love with the 5th Graders cause everybody was a performer for SCATS and the Lunar New Year Performance haha. we were pretty filthy.
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
In 2 months my biggest accomplishment will...
Finally Graduating from High School<3 Class of 2013` Like A 13oss